Friday, February 12, 2010

Hot SMS !!

Hotness of man cannot be removed by anything else; it can only be satisfied by a woman.
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Boy: Who can get more pleasure during sex, a boy or a girl?
Girl: Suppose your ear has something in it and you rub it with your finger for your satisfaction, and then tell me, “Who will get relief and pleasure, your finer or your ear”, same is the case with us.
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Hotness and pleasures of a woman’s are hidden in their boobs, that’s why they are pressed when opposite sexes came closer.
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If a boy can’t touch his chest with a girl boobs during sex, then he will enjoy more and will avail more time for pleasure.
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Don’t create the daily habit of sex to your wife, because if you want to stop her for even one day, she will quarrel with you.
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An MBBS Professor, The sperm is made of glucose; the same material sugar is made of….
A girl raised hand, “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar?
Realizing what she asked, she stood up and left the class room without looking up, as she approached the door, she could hear the whole class burst into laughter’s and what the professor reply was a really medical masterpiece: - My dear that is because of taste buds are located on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.
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