When a girl says this, it means that she wants you to come up for her so that to chit chat in alone and come close to each other and to pass these moments with internal hot feelings, as I always ask my girl what is your exact location.
Friday, February 12, 2010
What does girls means with that, “I am alone upstairs”?
When a girl says this, it means that she wants you to come up for her so that to chit chat in alone and come close to each other and to pass these moments with internal hot feelings, as I always ask my girl what is your exact location.
Hot SMS !!
Hotness of man cannot be removed by anything else; it can only be satisfied by a woman.
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Boy: Who can get more pleasure during sex, a boy or a girl?
Girl: Suppose your ear has something in it and you rub it with your finger for your satisfaction, and then tell me, “Who will get relief and pleasure, your finer or your ear”, same is the case with us.
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Hotness and pleasures of a woman’s are hidden in their boobs, that’s why they are pressed when opposite sexes came closer.
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If a boy can’t touch his chest with a girl boobs during sex, then he will enjoy more and will avail more time for pleasure.
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Boy: Who can get more pleasure during sex, a boy or a girl?
Girl: Suppose your ear has something in it and you rub it with your finger for your satisfaction, and then tell me, “Who will get relief and pleasure, your finer or your ear”, same is the case with us.
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Hotness and pleasures of a woman’s are hidden in their boobs, that’s why they are pressed when opposite sexes came closer.
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If a boy can’t touch his chest with a girl boobs during sex, then he will enjoy more and will avail more time for pleasure.
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Don’t create the daily habit of sex to your wife, because if you want to stop her for even one day, she will quarrel with you.
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An MBBS Professor, The sperm is made of glucose; the same material sugar is made of….
A girl raised hand, “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar?
Realizing what she asked, she stood up and left the class room without looking up, as she approached the door, she could hear the whole class burst into laughter’s and what the professor reply was a really medical masterpiece: - My dear that is because of taste buds are located on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.
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An MBBS Professor, The sperm is made of glucose; the same material sugar is made of….
A girl raised hand, “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar?
Realizing what she asked, she stood up and left the class room without looking up, as she approached the door, she could hear the whole class burst into laughter’s and what the professor reply was a really medical masterpiece: - My dear that is because of taste buds are located on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.
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Love SMS !!
If loving was against the law and kissing was a crime, I would gladly spend my whole life with you in prison doing all what is against the law.
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When we truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it is the mind that get angry, but the heart still loves them.
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Crying alone are really better than laughing with the people who hate you but act like loving you.
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I trust a Cigarette more then a Girl because it will damage my lungs but will never broke my heart.
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When flood comes, “Fish eat ants”.
When flood goes, “Ant eats fish”.
Time matters, so God gives opportunity to everyone, wait for your turn.
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Let me give you the shelter of my lips and hugs to secure you forever with the soft touch of love.
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When we truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it is the mind that get angry, but the heart still loves them.
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Crying alone are really better than laughing with the people who hate you but act like loving you.
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I trust a Cigarette more then a Girl because it will damage my lungs but will never broke my heart.
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When flood comes, “Fish eat ants”.
When flood goes, “Ant eats fish”.
Time matters, so God gives opportunity to everyone, wait for your turn.
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Let me give you the shelter of my lips and hugs to secure you forever with the soft touch of love.
Why He Left Me !!
This is the short story of a 21 year old Indian girl which was living in Gujrat, send by her on February 10, 2010.
My name is Ameesha Patael. I met a boy at my college; he was my class teacher’s nephew. He comes daily to drop her sister. One day he made an eye contact with me and gets involved. One day after dropping his sister he stayed in a college garden for me, and when the recess time comes he comes towards me and showed his interest in me. I accept his offer and make a friendly relation with him and then the story begins. We met daily at any corner of the college, and then I get his cell number, we made a lot of promises and everlasting love affairs. Then we begin to have a date once a week, I also spend a cloudy evening with him, we enjoyed a lot at that moment.
This love story last for two years, we shared roses on valentines, celebrate birthdays, viewed pitchers and many more of fun. But after two years his mother decides, that he will have to marry his cousin, he told me all that on a Saturday evening on a date, in the shape of a shocking surprise.
Now he put his head down in front of his parents, and I am still alone under blue sky.
My name is Ameesha Patael. I met a boy at my college; he was my class teacher’s nephew. He comes daily to drop her sister. One day he made an eye contact with me and gets involved. One day after dropping his sister he stayed in a college garden for me, and when the recess time comes he comes towards me and showed his interest in me. I accept his offer and make a friendly relation with him and then the story begins. We met daily at any corner of the college, and then I get his cell number, we made a lot of promises and everlasting love affairs. Then we begin to have a date once a week, I also spend a cloudy evening with him, we enjoyed a lot at that moment.
This love story last for two years, we shared roses on valentines, celebrate birthdays, viewed pitchers and many more of fun. But after two years his mother decides, that he will have to marry his cousin, he told me all that on a Saturday evening on a date, in the shape of a shocking surprise.
Now he put his head down in front of his parents, and I am still alone under blue sky.
Kissing SMS !!
What is kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation and so on.
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Such a sweet taste when your lips press firmly against mine.
One on one, turn by turn and then we breathe as we are one.
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Your kiss came as a surprise to me last night, something emotional, remarkable, and sensational when you unlocked my sealed lips, and I will allow you to do it again and again.
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If you give me your kiss for breakfast, hug for lunch and your love for dinner, then I will promise you will never find me eating something else from morning to till bed.
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You can kiss me in the moonlight, but the best place to kiss me is in the rain or let the windows open to bring the rain pouring in the room as it will reduce the friction and make a slide from mine lips to yours.
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Nothing would be as sweet as whipped cream on your lips, which makes for a nice treat to me when I taste from my taste buds in the form of a very tasty kiss.
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation and so on.
_______________________
Such a sweet taste when your lips press firmly against mine.
One on one, turn by turn and then we breathe as we are one.
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Your kiss came as a surprise to me last night, something emotional, remarkable, and sensational when you unlocked my sealed lips, and I will allow you to do it again and again.
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If you give me your kiss for breakfast, hug for lunch and your love for dinner, then I will promise you will never find me eating something else from morning to till bed.
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You can kiss me in the moonlight, but the best place to kiss me is in the rain or let the windows open to bring the rain pouring in the room as it will reduce the friction and make a slide from mine lips to yours.
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Nothing would be as sweet as whipped cream on your lips, which makes for a nice treat to me when I taste from my taste buds in the form of a very tasty kiss.
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Five benefits of Kissing.
One, change of taste,
Second, Lips never get dry,
Third, it burns calories,
Fourth, Makes face muscles strong,
Fifth, it relieves stress,
So keep kissing dears.
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Kissing you my baby is my dream, I am strawberry you are my cream, so handle me softly as you and me are in passion of extreme.
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I still remember the first time we kissed, it was the start of a dream that I never woke up from.
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A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of these four elements, honesty, responsibility, respect and the last one which makes it emotional is the only love.
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Something happen when you look at me, I forget to speak, something happen when you kiss my lips, my knees get so weak and I feel it like a vibration in my whole body as I am grabbed by some unseen power.
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Your hugs and kisses are like stars that light up my life when whole things get dark and I would walk half way around the word for just one kiss from you.
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What Kisses means on different places.
On Hand: - I adore you.
On Neck: - I want you.
On Lips: - I love you.
Kiss anywhere else, let not carried away and you are all mine
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If you blow your kiss it will be wasted, kisses aren’t kisses if they never tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but can kiss me baby as I am vaccinated.
One, change of taste,
Second, Lips never get dry,
Third, it burns calories,
Fourth, Makes face muscles strong,
Fifth, it relieves stress,
So keep kissing dears.
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Kissing you my baby is my dream, I am strawberry you are my cream, so handle me softly as you and me are in passion of extreme.
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I still remember the first time we kissed, it was the start of a dream that I never woke up from.
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A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of these four elements, honesty, responsibility, respect and the last one which makes it emotional is the only love.
_______________________
Something happen when you look at me, I forget to speak, something happen when you kiss my lips, my knees get so weak and I feel it like a vibration in my whole body as I am grabbed by some unseen power.
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Your hugs and kisses are like stars that light up my life when whole things get dark and I would walk half way around the word for just one kiss from you.
_______________________
What Kisses means on different places.
On Hand: - I adore you.
On Neck: - I want you.
On Lips: - I love you.
Kiss anywhere else, let not carried away and you are all mine
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If you blow your kiss it will be wasted, kisses aren’t kisses if they never tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but can kiss me baby as I am vaccinated.
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She was just Passing time, with Me !!
This is a short story send by Roshan form Bangladesh, a story in his words.
Once I was going from my village to some other city by train, when I get ticket from the railway station and get into my berth, I get surprised that my next berth mate was a girl.
We get familiar within few hours and start chatting, the time pass with her was really enjoyable, and we share some drinks, she share her lunch with me.
I enjoyed a lot with her, as God has created real attraction in opposite sexes. She told me about her and her family we share our past experiences and our naughty acts and habits.
Fourteen hours journey was passed like one hour, I get involved in her and ask her for further friendship in real life as she seems to be really sincere and caring, and she changed the topic and starts another discussion.
But at last when the station came I ask for her cell number and for home address for further contact and never ending friendship she denied to me and comment that I don’t like these relations.
I get surprised with her immediate and negative response, and thought that, is she was just passing time with me and her journey or playing with my emotions.
That was all what I suffer in my life, but their may be some problem with her that she doesn’t showed any positive response to me.
But God knows better that if she was right or I was wrong.
Once I was going from my village to some other city by train, when I get ticket from the railway station and get into my berth, I get surprised that my next berth mate was a girl.
We get familiar within few hours and start chatting, the time pass with her was really enjoyable, and we share some drinks, she share her lunch with me.
I enjoyed a lot with her, as God has created real attraction in opposite sexes. She told me about her and her family we share our past experiences and our naughty acts and habits.
Fourteen hours journey was passed like one hour, I get involved in her and ask her for further friendship in real life as she seems to be really sincere and caring, and she changed the topic and starts another discussion.
But at last when the station came I ask for her cell number and for home address for further contact and never ending friendship she denied to me and comment that I don’t like these relations.
I get surprised with her immediate and negative response, and thought that, is she was just passing time with me and her journey or playing with my emotions.
That was all what I suffer in my life, but their may be some problem with her that she doesn’t showed any positive response to me.
But God knows better that if she was right or I was wrong.
She can't talk with Me !!
This is an interesting love story mailed by a Muslim Guy “Tayyab Noor” from Pakistan.
He also send his private pic >>>>>>>>>>>
The story from his words begins as,
One day I was chatting on the Internet, in Pakistan chat room. I met a girl there, she introduces herself in a positive way, I made an offer for friendship, she accepted it and then we become friends.
Then we start chatting daily on the net, we selected an hour on which we came online and chat cam to cam with each other, she showed her mom to me her mom liked me too much, we get interested in each other, there we make many promises of true friendship, we talk about love, naughty habits in our childhood, we will never left each other etc.
But I get surprised at one day when I asked her for contact number, I shocked to hear that she was dumb, she ask me I can’t talk; it is my birth disorder. At that night I didn’t slept at night, whole the night I was thinking about her, that how an innocent girl with no voice of innocence, I shocked that I will never hear her voice as she is dumb, but thanks to God that she can hear me.
Now the story is still going and I am still chatting with her daily, as she is with me like a true friend but now the only desire left in my heart is, “When will the day come when I will meet her”?
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